In 2 parts

PART 1

There is a group of students on stage.

Teacher! This name sounds priceless

There are many centuries in the hearts of humanity.

Reader 2:

Teacher! Before your name
Let me humbly kneel.

The first verse with a chorus from the song “School Years” sounds.
Students read the poem “Teacher” by K. Ibryaev.

Do you remember it was around
A sea of ​​colors and sounds.
From mother's warm hands
The teacher took your hand.

He put you in first grade
Solemn and respectful.
Your hand now
In the hands of your teacher.

The pages of the books turn yellow,
The names of the rivers change
But you are his student:
Then, now and forever!

And if life is big
Willingly or unwittingly
You suddenly betray your soul,
He will be in great pain.
7th reader:

And if in a harsh hour
You will stand like a man
A smile will flow from the eyes
Rays of kind wrinkles

8th reader:
Give in the fresh wind
Let her burn brighter.
From mother's warm hands
The teacher took your heart!

The chorus from the song “School Years” sounds.

He explained difficult things to me,
He taught me how I need to understand the world.
And under his dictation for the first time I
He wrote two words: “Motherland and mother.”

He was sometimes strict with us, sometimes cheerful,
I could bewitch you with my story.
And proudly I walked home from school
Covered in ink stains from head to toe.

1st reader:
To those who introduced us to first grade,

2nd reader:
Who does everything for us

3rd reader:
To those who give knowledge,

4th reader:
Who's taking us to the theater?

5th reader:
To those who give us grades,

6th reader:
Who will not leave us in trouble,

Reader 7:
To those who don't let you be lazy,

8th reader:
Who will teach us to work,

9th reader:
Who brings light to people
All in chorus:
Hello student!

The melody of the song “What They Teach at School” plays.

Even a first grader goes to school
This day hurries quickly
To congratulate on this holiday
Dear teachers.

What's the hardest thing in the world?
Answer!

What do all our children need most?
Guess!
Care and affection
Knowledge is light -
These are the things that
No teacher!

Pupils read a poem by I. Tokmakova
“Who will we give the bouquet to?”

Who will always help you,
With a kind word he will support,
What I didn’t understand, he’ll explain,
Will you be praised for your success?

Who will put with a smile
The long-awaited top five?

Who is always upset himself,
What if you earn a bad grade?

6th reader:
This is our strict teacher.

7th reader:
This is our good teacher.

We come to class every day,
It's like going to home.
Second mothers for us
You have become...

Wait, what do you call me mom?
Teachers? It's funny, because he's a man!

He's a mom anyway!

To you, volunteers of rebellious fate,
To you, who have forever forgotten peace,
To you, who shone like a drop of sunshine,
Illuminated us with a bright dream,
To you from all our mischievous brethren,
Restless, anxious, crazy,
From all the boyish army
My deepest bow to you!

For care and rigor, for work and for honesty,
And for the smart humanity we need,
And because the teacher is always a fighter,
You will forever have girlish tenderness
And the gratitude of our hearts!

The melody of “Songs of a First-Grader” (music by E. Hanka) sounds.

You learned little by little
Something and somehow.
So, education, thank God,
It's no wonder for us to shine.

When you enter class,
Something terrible is happening there
Everyone there is in a hurry to write off
And everyone can’t sit still,
They rush to leaf through the textbook
And talk to your heart's content.

6th reader: Attention! Five minutes of school questions and answers.

Question: What is good and what is bad?

Answers are given by different students, one at a time:

— It’s good to meet the director on the street.

— It’s bad to meet him on the street during lessons.

— It’s good when the teacher got sick and didn’t come to school.

“It’s bad if he’s sick, but he came to school.”

6th reader: Question: Why do you need to go to school?

— You need to go to school so that teachers can
something to do.

For this humble creation
We offer our apologies;
Although we deserve punishment,

All in chorus:
Please accept our wishes!

The students leave.

PART 2

School skits

Scene 1 “It was in the evening”

A group of students with bows, in elegant dresses, with toys, with a book, with a bucket. The song “Top-top” sounds - 1st verse with chorus. The music stops.

It was evening, there was nothing to do. Some were walking on the street, Some were relaxing in the afterschool.

1st reader:
And I have a nail in my pocket! Here! What about you?

2nd reader:
And we have a guest today! What about you?

3rd reader:

And today we have a cat
I gave birth to kittens yesterday.
The kittens have grown a little
But they don’t want to eat from a saucer.

4th reader:
And we have gas in the kitchen. What about you?

5th reader:
And we have running water. Here.

6th reader:
And from our window
The middle school is visible.

And from our window -
The office is a bit laborious.

The song “What They Teach at School” plays - 1st verse.

“Kids” turn into students with books and briefcases.

2nd reader:
We have a fun class! This time.

3rd reader:
We found a gas mask - that's two.

And fourthly, our teacher
Came to my house
Because in the corridor
I was running around like crazy.

Reader 5:
How crazy?
So what's wrong?
But to the “bashkas”, for example,
A policeman came.

6th reader:
And we got a black eye. What about you?

1st reader:
And we have a duty class. What about you?

And your sister Nyura is a fool.
She has few convolutions -
That's what the teacher told us.

In the classroom it's a neighbor of a neighbor
I was reading a book after lunch.

A book? This is nonsense.
With a briefcase - yes!

5th reader:
But our teacher is cool,

1st reader:
Very kind and cheerful,

2nd reader:
Exemplary,

3rd reader:
In a word, simply

All: Wonderful!

The students leave the stage. The curtain closes.

Scene 2

The melody of ditties sounds. 3 boys come out in caps, from under which curled curls are visible, and in the buttonholes of their jackets there are flowers.

They sing ditties.

Yaroslavl guys,
The three of us always go.
And today we are ditties
Let's sing for you guys.

Learned it very quickly
Julia and Katya new verse.
And we got a four,
Unfortunately, for two.

Lesha put his hands in his trousers,
He thinks: what to do?
It would be necessary to take out, like, your hands,
No, I forgot to wash it!

Our Andrey that week
I handed over my notebook to the teacher.
He doesn't know what to do with her -
To clean, wash or wash.

Elya and Zhenya in class
They chatter like magpies.
They will be called to answer -
They put a seal on your lips!

Our Ilya is a super-skilled goalkeeper,
The guy catches every ball.
And in the dictation he makes mistakes
He misses it - well, at least cry!

We joked a little
Laughed at ourselves
If something was added -
So the offense is small!

The guys slowly leave the stage to the music of ditties.

The curtain opens. A “teacher” sits on stage at a table.

A student appears.

Scene 3 “Worm with Ears”

(based on the story by E. Lebedeva from the program “Baby Monitor”)

Student (addressing the audience): Vera Petrovna gave up on me.

Teacher (addressing the audience): Yes, yes! I gave up on Skvortsov. My subject does not exist for him.

Student (addressing the audience): I don’t argue with Vera Petrovna. But why put up a cross? Maybe over time I will become a great scientist. And she is a cross! Well, at least let it be a point. The period, everyone knows, is in the magazine when they are going to call to the board. And so it happened, I was called. And the question was quite simple!

Vera Petrovna: Tell me, Skvortsov, why is the worm a type of annelid?

Skvortsov (quickly): Because his body consists of wheels!

Vera Petrovna: What kind of wheels are these?

Skvortsov: Round ones, I saw them myself. And with the help of these wheels the worm walks.

Vera Petrovna: Maybe you can tell us what a worm breathes?

Skvortsov: Of course, the worm breathes through its nose.

Vera Petrovna: With your nose?!

Skvortsov: Yes, with my nose. And if his nose is blocked, then he breathes through his ears.

Vera Petrovna: That's it, Skvortsov, I'll give you a bad mark. Only the class made me laugh with his answer.

Vera Petrovna leaves.

Skvortsov (addressing the audience): Do you think that I’m the only one in the class who laughs? No! Yesterday we handed out an essay, and one wrote that he found a kitten and it became his feathered friend! Wow!.. Otherwise you’ll think, “a worm with ears” (leaves the stage).

Scene 4 Primitive Disciple

1st reader (telling the audience the news): Have you heard? The Primordial Disciple has come to us.

He leaves it on the desks,
On textbooks and maps
Dots, dashes, icons,
Squiggles and hooks.

Changed gradually
Every wall in the classroom.

And now we don't have walls,
And all the writing.

1st reader (surprised):
Painted faces
They look from windows and doors.

Fourth grade has become similar
To the savages' camp.

1st reader (to the audience):
What era are you in?

Together:
Is it your classroom or your cave?

Scene 5 “Excellent student”

1st reader (to the audience):
Everyone has their own interest in life:

2nd reader (to the audience):
Sasha's strong point is drawing,
And Olya is a dendrologist,

1st reader (interrupting):
She likes the forest.

2nd reader:
Vanya has a passion for cars.

1st reader:
Seryozha is proud of his collection of butterflies.

2nd reader (enthusiastically):
Collections like this are rare!

1st reader (continuing):
Ilya is interested in both books and sports.

2nd reader (with irony, to Tanya standing aside):
And to Tanechka -

Readers 1 and 2 laugh.

Tanya (refutes):
I read according to the school curriculum.

2nd reader:
Just to give it a five in the magazine?..

1st reader:
To show off to mom at home.

(shrugs arrogantly):
Always be different -
There is such a thing
This is my order.

Gets an A minus -
Tears flow like a river!

2nd reader:
Gets a four -
Seizure!

It's a great thing to study for five,
We wish you five, about forty,

But there is also something to forget about
Unthinkable for the sake of A's.

Your deskmate is weak in tasks (Tane):
Will you, Tanya, help your neighbor?

Tanya:
No.

She is indifferent to other people's fate -
There are no marks for help.

1st reader:
They asked her (Tane):
"Would you like to become
Third grade counselor?
She laughed:

Tanya (laughing):
“Wipe your noses?
There’s a lot of worries without it!”

Yesterday she flatly refused
Design a wall newspaper.

Tanya (with irony):
Try for the class?
What interest!
They don't give A's for this!

She looked dissatisfied at her friends and left.

2nd reader:
Tanya commands,
Back home.

Tanya came out and sat down on a chair in the middle of the hall.

Iron my new dress!..
An excellent student has no time to iron herself!
Conditions must be created for her!..

1st reader (with reproach):
A tired mother is busy in the kitchen,
And Tanya is sitting on the couch.

Tanya (playfully, laughing):
Why get tired? Why help?
No marks for help

1st reader:

But it’s true, it’s a pity that it’s not on the report card
A subject like friendship.

And helping parents is a glorious thing,
And sensitivity needs to be assessed.

Tanya wouldn’t have been an excellent student then,
Things would be bad for Tanya!

1st and 2nd readers together:
Since these subjects stand
It could be “colas”, not the proud “five”!

Scene 6 “Funny report”

1st reader: Attention! Attention!

2nd reader: Our microphone is installed on the second floor landing.

1st reader: Five minutes left until the end of the break.

2nd reader: In the corridor by the window we see Zhenya Ivanov and Mikhail Petrov.

1st reader: They are both in good shape. Suddenly Misha slaps Zhenya on the head. Zhenya responds with a series of light blows.

2nd reader: Three more guys join them.

1st reader: As a result of this “pentathlon”, Zhenya and Misha lose their shape.

Reader 2: Misha’s sleeve is torn off and one button falls off.

1st reader: Zhenya has a huge bruise under his eye the size of a chicken egg.

2nd reader: The competition continues. Sergei Sidorov performs a high-speed descent along the railing of the stairs.

1st reader: One of the Sambo wrestling techniques, namely the “painful hold”, was performed by Igor Kuznetsov: he pulled Natasha Popova’s hair.

2nd reader: Shame on Igor! They are in different weight categories! But then the bell rang.

1st reader: At the entrance to the physics classroom, a weightlifting competition begins. Ivan Nosov is especially different. He presses, cleans, and snatches and... bursts into the classroom first!

2nd reader: But he was late. Oleg Naumov is already lying under the desks of the first column and blowing soap bubbles.

1st reader: There is very little left before the lesson starts.

2nd reader: Dima Pirogov and Maxim Stepanov are finishing the exercise... assigned for homework in the last seconds.

1st reader: All sorts of surprises have been prepared for the participants in these non-sports games.

2nd reader: Starting from a bad mark in behavior and ending with an extraordinary call from parents to school.

Together: This concludes our report. Thank you for your attention!

Scene 7 “Service”

Reader:
Today Nikolai secretly asked his friend:

Andrey walks slowly across the stage, with a briefcase in his hands. For
Nikolai hurriedly runs towards him.

Nikolai (stops Andrey):
Andryusha! Do me a favor!
I ask you with all my heart (looks around):
Give me a notebook, I'll write down the answers.

Andrey (indignantly):
What kind of manners are these, Kolya?!
Then you ask for a solution to an example,
I forgot all the cases

And you beg: tell me!..
You have no shame at all!..

He turns and leaves.

Nikolai (runs after him, blocks the road):
There is shame, but I’m just forgetful:
I don’t remember what was assigned to the house,
At least kill it.

Andrey didn’t believe it, waved his hand, and tried to leave.

Nikolai (grabs Andrey’s sleeve and doesn’t let go):
I promised you, Andrey,
And I repeat again:

From now on I won’t write down even a single word!
Now give it to me! I ask with all my heart!

Andrey (after some hesitation he gives in):
Well, if so -

He sighed, opened his briefcase, and took out a notebook.

Take it (gives the notebook to Nikolai).
Write (leaves).

Nikolai opens the notebook and examines the entry.

If you look closely, in every school
You will find subjects like Kolya.
Everyone reproaches them, shames them, does not beat them.

Nikolai (triumphantly, waving his notebook):
Ha-ha!.. and they let you write it off!

Reader:
Yes, they still allow you to write off.

Scene 8 “Twirl the snow”

(story by V. Golyavkin)

“The storm covers the sky with darkness, spinning whirlwinds of snow,” I yelled at the whole house.

I put the book aside and read with expression:

- Covers the storm with darkness, turns the snow...
Something is wrong. I started again:

— Storm of darkness...

I suddenly forgot that the storm was covering. I started thinking and soon remembered. I was so happy that I started again:

— A storm covers the sky, it becomes dark...

IS IT GLOWING? What is it? I felt uneasy. This, in my opinion, did not happen. I looked at the book. Well it is! There is no darkness! I began to read, looking at the book: everything turned out just like in the book. But as soon as I closed the book, I suddenly read:

- The morning howls the sky like a grave...

It wasn't like that at all. I understood this immediately. I always see when it's wrong. But what is the point in the end? Why can't I remember?

“There’s no need to cram,” said the older brother. — Unbe-
Guess what's the matter.

I started to figure it out. This means that the storm covers the sky with its darkness and at the same time spins snow whirlwinds as hard as it can. I closed the book and read clearly:

- The storm covers the sky with darkness, spinning snow whirlwinds...
I wasn't wrong again.

Scene 9 “Sergei Ivanov ran away from physical education”

1st student (follows the fleeing Ivanov

and shouts to the other guys):
Sergei Ivanov escaped from physical education!

Sergey (justifying himself in front of the audience):
Enter my situation:
I read a book about a brave pilot,

And now I got a sequel.

Physical education lesson is a trivial lesson!

Let someone take the rap?

And a guy knows the book

He only gave me until Saturday!

Takes a chair, sits down and reads

1st student:

And now at home, forgetting about everything,
Sergey reads in rapture:

S e r g e (reads):

“The engines roared!.. Below, under the wing,
The earth floated into the distance.
For brave people, heights don’t matter, -
Airplanes are flying above the clouds."

He puts the book down and sighs.
Eh!

1st student (confidentially):
Seryoga has a big dream:

Sergey (dreamyly):
I'd like to learn to become a pilot!
I want about the lives of brave people
Find out everything in detail first.
And this, of course, is much more important,
What are the activities in the School gym.

1st student (mockingly):
Sergei does not know that he is a fearless hero,
The one this book is about,
During my school years I was a good athlete,
The boy loved physical education.

The melody of “School Waltz” by D. Kabalevsky sounds. Couples are spinning on stage. Then all the participants appear and sing the song “We wish you happiness!” (words by I. Shaferan).

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Scenario for the holiday "Teacher's Day"

1 reader. On an autumn day, when at the threshold
The cold has already begun to breathe,
The school celebrates Teacher's Day -
A holiday of wisdom, knowledge, labor.

2 reader. Friends! We are glad to see you
And our concert will begin now.
Just a reminder for the viewer:
Today is Teacher's Day.

3 reader. They are the source of glorious deeds!
Their weapon is white chalk,
A pointer, a rag and a board, -
Goodbye boredom and melancholy!
4 reader. We dedicate the concert to them,
We would like to say in advance:
We will play them in their faces
And present in different genres.

5 reader. Even though we sometimes scold them,
But we always run to them in trouble,
And so that it would be pleasant for them,
We will dedicate our concert to them!

6 reader. We want to present all genres to you
And glorify the work of teachers!
7 reader. We will show the teacher's concert!
Our number will be classic!
The mood should be lyrical!
The performance will be satirical!

The song “Wonderful Time” plays.

The student comes out and turns to the pianist: Please, colleague! Maestro - on stage!

A pianist comes out with notes, glasses on his nose, and a businesslike gait. The “entertainer” takes an important pose and, taking a deep breath into his lungs, performs, accompanied by an accompanist, a romance to the tune of the song “The Wide Dnieper Roars and Moans...”.

Entertainer (singing)
Lukomorye has a green oak tree,
But I’m old, and bald, and gray-haired!
Day and night the cat is a scientist
I worked at the school for many years!

Pianist (surprised and indignant)
What are you singing? What other cat? What is Lukomorye? We sing about the Dnieper, which roars and groans!

Entertainer
Guilty! Let's eat first!

(Sings)
The wide Dnieper roars and groans, Or maybe someone else is groaning?
(Raises voice)
I guess lessons are over!!! And everyone is in a hurry to go home.

Pianist
I don't understand. What school? What lessons? We sing about the Dnieper.

Entertainer
Yes, yes, of course. I have already sung about the Dnieper. Now I'm singing about school.

Pianist.
But this is impossible!

Entertainer
Anything is possible for teachers! Play, play.

(Sings)
It’s not the wide Dnieper that is groaning today, but in the classrooms the schoolchildren are shouting: “The director is driving everyone to the concert, The teachers are inviting us to the hall.”
The “entertainer” bows in all directions, the pianist drags him backstage by the hem of his jacket.

2 presenter (telling the audience the news).
Have you heard? Came to us
Primitive student.
He leaves it on the desks,
On textbooks and maps
Dots, dashes, icons,
Squiggles and hooks.
Changed gradually
Every wall in the classroom.
And now we don't have walls,
And all the writing.
(surprised).
Painted faces
They look from windows and doors.
Fourth grade has become similar
To the savages' camp.
(addresses 1 presenter)
What era are you in?
Is it your classroom or your cave?

1 presenter. One day in class
I didn't recognize my class:
Suddenly everyone turned into Papuans.
They wanted to dance
Laugh, play, chew,
I have never seen such classes before!

Dance "Chunga-changa"

1 presenter. My teacher! With notebook and book
Whether he was standing at the board or not.
He was young, a mustacheless boy,
And today there are wrinkles and gray hair.
What is their retirement age?
Remember those golden days,
When we walked along the alley to the school,
When we were very young.
Sketch "Young Teacher".
Girls of the 4th grade, pretending to be teachers, sing verses to the tune of the Russian folk song “There was a birch tree in the field...”

Once upon a time a school was opened.
We were invited to work
Lyu-li, lyu-li, they opened it,
We were invited to it.

A thousand things to do
We need to decide
we have to be in time.
And it doesn’t matter if he turns grey,
After all, we will still go bald!

Now at the table, now at the blackboard,
Now at the blackboard, now at the table.
Life is short, life is fun!
And the rest is all nonsense!

There is turmoil at the back of the stage.

Leading.
If I don't burn,
If you don't burn,
If it doesn't burn...
Stop! Is there a kettle on the stove?
That's it, the last one, the fifth one, burned out!
Oh, colleagues, maybe that's enough?
What are you talking about complements?
They would have given it on time...
Oh, to admire each other?
I should get some sleep first!
Maybe it's enough to integrate?
It won't take long to degrade!
And there is no need for self-expression!
Well, get into the position!
Bags, plans, lack of money, children -
Are you familiar with these problems?
Memory tries to grasp the meaning:
Compensation, ambivalence,
And the eyes don’t blink, they stick together,
Everything is practically indifferent!

There's a teacher in a beautiful dress,
Picked it up in word courses:
Problems, perception -
And the mother-in-law stays at home with the children!
And the psychologist keeps talking about adaptation,
About the approach, about hypnosis.
Oh, this is emancipation for me -
Children have no time to wipe their nose!
And yet you need to concentrate...
What did they say? Visual analyzer?
Lord, this won’t end until tomorrow!
Hey! Do you know if they will give you a salary?

Which year is like bream in a frying pan,
And the taste of tar becomes sweeter on the lips.
Tired of clubs, rallies and gatherings,
And certification clenches its claws.
What? Correction? What? Innovation?
I'm staggering, I can barely stand,
I'm almost in complete prostration,
But I give the standard to the state!
The writer is wheezing from fatigue,
The historian has long been at the limit,
It would be nice to give mathematics a little rest,
But we still work!
We will not regret our choice of ages
And we don’t want another job,
Every day we smile at children,
And, imagine, we don’t smolder – we burn!
We can endure any cataclysms,
Whatever they don’t put on our shoulders, we carry,
And resolving any issues,
We breathe school and we live school!

Leading
IN school life different things happen. Here is another situation that we will present in the vaudeville genre “Everything is fine, everything is fine!”
Imagine this scene: the school principal is on vacation and calls the school to find out how things are going.
On stage are the school principal and a girl secretary. She sits at the table, knits, drinks tea, and looks at a fashion magazine. The director's calls clearly bother her and distract her from her own affairs. They conduct their negotiations to the sounds of the song “The Beautiful Marquise.”
Director
Ale-ale, beautiful marquise,
What news for us?

Secretary

Let me reassure you.
The other day a magazine was stolen from us,
We looked for him for a week,

Everything is fine, everything is fine.
Director
Ale-ale, what news?
What news for us?
Secretary
Not a single sad surprise.
Let me reassure you.
The magazine was found. Restored
But all the others drowned...
For the rest, let me assure you,
Everything is fine, everything is fine.
Director
Ale-ale, what news?
What news for us?
Secretary
Not a single sad surprise
Let me reassure you.
We took all the medals for cross-country.
Half the school's legs were broken there,
For the rest, let me assure you,
Everything is fine, everything is fine.
Director
Ale-ale! Tell me, really
Broke your legs for success?
Where were all the teachers looking?
I’ll come and fire everyone at once!
Secretary
They worked so hard at the cross-country,
Apparently they got lost in the thicket!
For the rest, let me assure you,
Everything is fine, everything is fine!

Director
Ale-ale! Are the teachers missing?!
What a shame! What a blow!
But did you at least look for them in the forest?
What a scandal! What a nightmare!
Secretary
What to look for? They will find themselves.
What can happen to teachers?
If they don't get poisoned by mushrooms,
They will always find a way to school.
Don't worry, everything is fine with us!
How could you doubt?
For the champions of the victims
personally
We bought crutches.
They applied the plaster as best they could.
But the children did not come to school.
They weren't even found at home.
The school was closed for renovations.
A water pipe broke in it.
And the roof leaked too.
And as for glass,
Everything was broken a long time ago,
And only one window is intact...
For the rest, let me assure you,
Everything is fine, everything is fine!

Poem about a teacher.
The teacher is like a hero soldier.

There is a table on the stage and a chair next to it. Othello nervously paces around the stage. Desdemona enters.
Othello (rushes to her)
I hear steps. Finally home
My wife will cook me lunch.
I'm fucking hungry, Desdemona!

Desdemona
Othello, I don't have lunch.

Othello
I really have no time for jokes, my dear,
Our refrigerator has been empty for a long time!
I'm just dying of hunger...

Desdemona
But I was working, not at the cinema!

Othello
What's in your bag? Notebooks again!
Did you bring it home?! Woe is me!

Desdemona
I see that your nerves are not all right,
You even screamed more than once in your sleep!
He sits down to check his notebooks.
Othello
Listen Desdemona, it really would be nice to have a snack now!
Desdemona
Othello! We already ate today!
And it’s even harmful to eat at such a late hour.
But if you really want, you can, honey,
Fry the eggs, just do it yourself.
Don't distract me, please, my love!
There are three eggs left, that's enough for us.

Othello
What three? I ate two yesterday.

Desdemona
OK then. Fry yourself one.

Othello
But the refrigerator is empty!

Desdemona
Well, I don’t know, where could it suddenly disappear?!

Othello
Listen, I have a job too,
But I can’t think of anything because I’m hungry!

Desdemona
Oh, honey, come on, really, think of something:
Do your homework! And hunger will disappear.

Othello
My hunger will not be satisfied. Really
Is it so difficult for you to go to the store?

Desdemona
I thought I'd come by at the end of the week,
But you could buy something yourself!
You're disturbing me, honey. By the way,
So little time left, dear!
I will be on duty at school until nightfall:
My class is walking at the disco.

Othello
What disco?! What kind of joke?
Our family is about to be destroyed!

Desdemona
Oh, you know, there's not a minute left,
My class is already waiting for me there.

Othello
Like hell from incense, you run away from home.
Work is more important to you, not family.
Have you prayed at night, Desdemona?
Die unhappy! Die, my love!

What does the word "teacher" mean?
Mentor, sage, man?
Which value is more important?
Argue for a century.

I think it's just a profession
It’s not enough to name the teacher:
Choose your calling
Fate showed him.
There is no such thing among us
Who could live without a teacher!
The hands of a doctor and a tailor,
Scientist and driver
They know the priceless power
Given to them by their teacher.

The song “The First Teacher” is playing.

Music is playing.

The presenters take the stage against the backdrop of soft instrumental music. The song sounds (first without words, and then with words) - Yuri Antonov “Under the roof of your house.” The song gradually fades away and the presenters enter. Presenters (alternately)

1. We are all in a hurry for miracles,
But there is nothing more wonderful
2. How will I meet you here again?
Under the roof of your house...

1.Dear friends! It is no coincidence that we named our festive meeting with these words! "Under the roof of your house..."
2. The fact is that in terms of the amount of time spent here, and for many other reasons, the school can safely claim to be a home for each of us.
1.So, in our house...
2. (corrects him reproachfully). In our home Today is a holiday!
Together. Teacher's Day!

Sounds classical music, setting everyone present in a special, solemn mood.

1. Teacher! - An ageless word! It will always be fresh and forever new! While the earth is spinning in the Universe, the profession of a teacher is imperishable!

The music gets louder
2. Teacher's Day is a special holiday, because every person celebrates it today, no matter who he is: a miner, doctor, musician, economist, pilot, programmer or president of the country.

1.And it’s not surprising, because, first of all, he is someone’s former student!
2. Everyone remembers their favorite teachers all their lives, which means that no one today remains indifferent to this holiday!

1. How many kind faces will come to life in the memory of people today, how many native voices will sound!
2.And let the city not be colorful today,
Let the fanfares and fireworks not thunder, -
Marked with special joy in my soul,
He is dear to everyone, no doubt, absolutely -
Together.
Teacher's Day!
1.. Our dear teachers, please accept our most sincere congratulations Happy holiday from us too...
2.And from all past, present and future students.
1. Please accept heartfelt congratulations from redheads and blondes,
2. Brunettes and Compositae,
1.Curly and combed,

2. Obedient and, to put it mildly, not very...
Together.But they love you very, very much!

SONG “WONDERFUL SCHOOL”
(to the tune of the song “Chunga-Changa”)
How we live together and have fun,
We learn notes and sing songs.
Our school is our home,
And we cannot live without school.
Chorus.
Our school is a miracle
It's so fun for all the people,
It's so great for all the people,
Let it be so?
(Repeat chorus twice.)
Every student knows for sure
That without school the world becomes dim in an instant.
Our kids love school.
School, school is the best time.
Chorus.
Let the teacher be very strict with us,
I'll try to learn my lesson.
I will not be silent at the board,
Let him give me a “five” rating!
Chorus.

1. Ale!

2 Kat, and Kat!

1. What do you want?

2. What are you doing?

1. Lessons, of course! As if you yourself don’t know that there is a lot set for tomorrow! I have no time to talk to you, Vika! I haven’t done the outline map, the Russian exercise and the poems haven’t been learned yet!

2. God bless her, with the map! And with poetry too!

1. Why is this?

2. You forgot - tomorrow is Teacher's Day! The teachers will all be kind and kind!

1. Well, so, in your opinion, there is no need to learn anything? Do you think they won't call?

2. Listen to what I came up with! If they call me to the board, I’ll say that I didn’t sleep all night, I wrote congratulations in verse!

1. Do you think they will believe you?

2. (Inspirational.) They will believe it, they will believe it!

1. (With doubt.) What, do you write poetry? Can you do it?

2. What is there to be able to do? A couple of trifles!

1. I doubt it - you’ll get a bad grade again!

2. But no! Let's meet and see how I can do it!

Music sounds, the presenters get up from their desks and walk towards each other.friend, meet in the middle and sit on the steps in front of the stage.

1. Well, come on, compose!

2. Wait, wait... (Makes a concerned face, folds his hands on a pile, like a poet, looks into the distance.

2. Wait, Wait ... (Fidgets on the steps, wrinkles his forehead.)

2. Wait, wait...

1. You said that this is a couple of trifles?

2. Couple, couple! She spoke!

1. Well, come on, write something about... the director, for example!

2. Wait, wait... (Closes his eyes, puffs out his cheeks and blurts out in one frightened voice.)

Like the captain of a big ship

You stand on the captain's bridge forever,

And to the pier called Earth

You will certainly lead us through the storms.

Behind you like behind a stone wall.

Help, solve the problems.

For leadership of the school country,

At this holiday “thank you!”

Let's all say it!

1. (Admiringly.) Wow! Yes, you are a real poet! Tell me what is good and what is bad?

2 . It's good to meet the director on the street . It's bad to meet him on the street during lessons.

1. And today we greet our director with respect and invite him to the stage for a welcoming speech.

CONCERT NUMBER

_________________________________________________________

1. It’s great that you write poetry! Can you talk about the head teachers?

2. Yes, easily! Listen!

The work of a head teacher is dangerous and difficult,

And at first glance, it doesn’t seem to be visible.

If someone is somewhere with us sometimes

Something is breaking.

So we have to wage an invisible battle with them

The order is like this

He is the head teacher, period.

1. And for our dear nerds, our next number.

CONCERT NUMBER

_____________________________________________

2. Vika, I didn’t have time to do Russian and Ukrainian tomorrow! Write something for Russian and Ukrainian language teachers!

1. Easy! (Thinks for a second, then raises his finger up and recites importantly.)

I don't want to go for a walk

I'm learning spelling

Whether I teach or not

I'll get a "pair" tomorrow.

2. You're right, but what about literature?

1. If on literature

You hit the sky with your finger -

Answer without worry:

“That’s where I look for inspiration.”

1. You are a genius! And can you talk about mathematics?

2. It’s me in a second! (Puffs up, thinks for a second)

Become Lobachevskys, Descartes,

We are all ready as one

At least we'll turn gray at our desks,

We will spare no effort for this.

1. _____________________________________ are performing for you

CONCERT NUMBER

2. (Clapping your hands) Vika, this is great! Well, let's talk about a foreign language!

In notebooks we write tricky things

Words in foreign languages.

And soon we will be scientists,

And we can do it in any city

Communicate with people

In their native language

And we can understand them!

Everyone here knows what this is for

We need to study the language.

1. Great! How about history?

2. Not weak at all! Listen!

History lesson

We fly like the breeze!

We are waiting for a meeting with our genius!

Everything will be told at the right time

Under a soft voice

With pure angelic patience.

1. _____________________________________________ are performing on stage

CONCERT NUMBER

2. And now about physics!

1. (Amenable) About physics, so about physics!

Whirlwinds of induction blow over us

The forces of Ampere oppress us viciously.

We entered into a fatal battle with the fields,

And ahead of all the tests await us.

Physics, children, is not an easy task,

Newton smiled from the portrait,

It's a pity that the apple hung low:

It would be a whole law less.

1. Dear teachers, please accept ________________________ as a gift

CONCERT NUMBER

2. Listen, Vika! And my poems turned out no worse than yours!

1. Come on, come on?

2. My native country is wide!

There are many forests, fields and rivers in it!

We'll learn about everything in class,

What man has been able to master.

The geographer will tell us everything,

It will help us recognize our homeland.

Across its vast expanses

We will never get tired of walking!

1. But I remember - you had problems with the labor teacher - she is strict with you! What will you write for her?

2. We are not afraid of work,

We don’t run away from work,

There is work - we go to bed,

1. Oh, and physical education!

2 Yes, I remember!

At a physical education lesson

You develop successfully -

Three-meter jumps

You rush through the hall,

And when in neighboring classes

Chandeliers will fall on the desks,

Demand immediately and immediately

Champion medal.

1. Vika, we almost forgot about the music, huh?

2. About music, about music... Aha! Here!

I’ll sit on a bench in the evening -

All the dogs will bark

Like stretching an accordion

Yes, I will delay the suffering,

If I take out the oboe,

All my friends will howl

And I’ll sing under the piano -

The boys will NOT pass by!

1. Yeah. We have fun in music class,

We get two marks - we sing songs!

2. Well done Katya, you can see right away that it’s my school, although we didn’t go through this in class!

1. Well, okay, we were joking and that’s enough.

For this humble creation
We offer our apologies;
Although we deserve punishment, Please accept our wishes!

1
We are taught subjects and to live wisely,
We finish the class after the class.
Thank you very much, thank you
Who spares no effort for us.
2 We don’t always do as we were taught,
Sometimes we upset you,
We ask for forgiveness, we want to be forgiven
For petty pranks on us.
1
IN family life we wish you happiness,
May your children love you deeply
Let bad weather pass you by,
And may your path be sunny.
2 We wish you never to get sick,
Don't grieve and don't be sad,
Strength, health, creative daring,
We wish you to be forever young!
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Our teacher

Congratulation song for Teacher's Day to the melody of Demis Roussos' song "Souvenir".

Author: Molokova Anna Vladimirovna, music teacher in elementary school.
Description: This work presents the author's text to the music of the popular song "Souvenir" performed by Demis Roussos.

The music for the song was written by composer Stelios Vlavianos. The song is intended to congratulate teachers with high school students. The song “Our Teacher,” thanks to its beautiful, soulful melody and simple, accessible text, is easily remembered by students and sung with desire. It can be performed either by a choir or with soloists in the verses, leaving a choral chorus. The song sounds good both accompanied by a piano and a soundtrack. I wanted that at such an important professional holiday for the school, a new lyrical song to well-known beautiful music would be sung on behalf of the children to the teachers.
Target: expressing feelings of gratitude to their teachers at the Teacher's Day holiday.
Tasks:
- improve vocal performance skills;
- develop the ability to sing in a choir and with soloists;
- cultivate the ability to express your kind attitude towards school teachers.

Our teacher

(To the tune of the song “Souvenir” performed by Demis Roussos)

Leaves are falling from the trees,
And words are born again...
But still we want somehow without words
Send my love to you!

Chorus:

You gave us a lot of effort.
We learned life by syllables.
But they began to understand more and more quickly
Everything you need to know in life!

Chorus:
Our teacher, we congratulate you!
Today our whole class has gathered here,
To tell you, our dear teacher,
About how very, very happy we are now!

And we want to wish you
Don't get tired of us too much,
May you have enough patience and strength,
So that no one upsets you.

Chorus:
Our teacher, we congratulate you!
Today our whole class has gathered here,
To tell you, our dear teacher,
About how very, very happy we are now!

The hall is decorated with wall newspapers and balloons.

Together: Hello!!!

Leading: Today is an unusual day!

Today is an amazing day!

Today...

All: Holiday!!!

Glad!

Long awaited!

Today...

ALL: Teacher's Day!!!

ALL: Happy holiday

Leading:

Dear teachers. We sincerely congratulate you on the holiday - Teacher's Day!

Let autumn be here for a whole month,

Today suddenly there was a breath of spring,

Flowers bloom today in every heart:

Teacher - today is your holiday.

2.

My friends! Friends of my friends

There is no holiday more worthy and beautiful!

We honor our teachers whom we know

Our school loves it!

We love you for your rigor, simplicity,

For knowledge, for humor, for skill,

For human kindness

For your selfless burning!

Congratulations! Bow to you!

All good songs are sung to you.

And together with you, as if in unison,

The boys' hearts beat so selflessly!

Leading: Dear our teachers, a song for you

1. Today, on an autumn day, in spite of the winds and rains

Let's sing a song to our teachers as a gift

Chorus:

Who is the kindest in the world

Who gives knowledge to children

Who will advise and help?

Who can forget grievances

This is a baby shower healer

This is our good teacher

2.Pass school years, flashes day after day

But wherever we are, we will always sing about you

Chorus:

3. May happiness surround you, despite adversity

Students will sing this song to you more than once.

Chorus:

5. You opened a whole world before us,

We are interested in every hour with you,

And it's impossible to express in words

The love with which we think of you!

You always serve as an example for us

We want to become just like you,

Health and joy for many years to come

Let me wish you from the bottom of my heart!

7.

Who teaches us?

Who is tormenting us?

Who gives us knowledge?

This is our school teacher -

TOGETHER: Amazing people!

It's clear and bright with you,

My soul is always warm

And forgive me if it's on time

The lesson was not learned.

Where can I find worthy words?

Make it clear without unnecessary phrases,

That we are grateful to you all,

That we love you very much!

We cordially congratulate you

And on this holiday we wish

You and the kids should be friends

Be happy here at school

We sincerely congratulate you

All our teachers.

And we wish everyone good health

TOGETHER: From prankish children!

Leading: A sketch will be given to all teachers as a gift.

(Sketch-congratulations)

Uncle Fedor: I got knocked off my feet today

How should I go to class?

I lost my pencil case

And Galchonok told me...

Galchonok: I didn't touch your pencil case.

Matroskin, maybe you saw it somewhere?

Uncle Fedor: I asked the cat sternly:

“Matroskin, didn’t you touch your pencil case?”

Answers me awake...

Matroskin: I'm a kitten, not a child,

I don't need your pencil case

I didn't write in the notebook!

You should go to Sharik,

I would ask about the loss.

Uncle Fedor: Sharik, my dear friend,

I'll give you a pie

Find my pencil case:

He's disappeared somewhere!

Ball: Woof! I'll find him in no time.

Just answer my question:

Where did you poke your nose yesterday?

Where did you go with your pencil case?

There you forgot it!

Uncle Fedor: I drew on the table

I wrote the essay

I went to visit Pechkin,

And with a cow in the meadow

I was solving a problem. Huh-huh!

Cow: Mooo! I didn't see the pencil case.

I was lying in the sun:

Sunbathed, rested,

I drove away the neighbors' flies! (Pechkin rings the bell)

Pechkin: Ding la la! Ding la la!

Fedor, it's time for us to go to school.

Uncle Fedor: My pencil case is missing.

Have you seen him, Pechkin?

Pechkin: Well, I forgot my pencil case:

I wrote congratulations.

Unfolds a roll of wallpaper with a congratulatory inscription: “Congratulations to our beloved teachers!”

Leading: The song "" is being performed

Our dear teachers,
Beloved and sweet!
We want to say thank you
For the caress of your eyes.
You are always kind with children,
Although strict, but sweet.
After all, mothers can be replaced by children
It's about an hour.

Chorus:
Congratulations, congratulations,
Congratulations today.
On this day we wish
Health and goodness to you.
Let your faces shine,
Sparkles endlessly
Mischief, love and affection
In your souls forever.

Leading: For your sincere smile

And the student and every student

In an instant he will correct all his mistakes

And it will not repeat them in the future.

You carry the torch of knowledge for everyone,

The one that will never go out.

May all your wishes come true,

And your cherished dream will come true.

After all, you share your experience with us,

Let bad weather not touch you,

And let it burn over you forever

A bright star of success, fame, happiness.

Leading: Today we speak on behalf of every heart (1, 2, 3 together).

We say thank you!

(Children hand over balloons with the word “Thank you”